Estou nas nuvens... nada, absolutamente nada me tira de lá.. O filme da minha vida, do século... AH... EU AMO O HARRY POTTER... melhor filme.. na boa.... nem tenho palavras.. quando eu sair do coma eu escrevo....
Comente e me deixe feliz!
I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!
Take the INTERNET-ADDICT Test at Fuali.com!
A cidade de São Paulo só terá de poupar 7% da energia elétrica. Isso porque a capital paulista se enquadra no conceito de "município turístico", a exemplo das outras capitais das regiões Sudeste (Rio de Janeiro, Vitória e Belo Horizonte), Centro-Oeste e Nordeste.
A informação foi confirmada pelo coordenador da CGE (Câmara de Gestão da Crise de Energia), Euclides Scalco.
Sozinha, a cidade de São Paulo responde por 10% de todo o consumo de energia das regiões Sudeste e Centro-Oeste juntas.
Isso significa que, de dezembro a janeiro de 2002, a meta de economia de energia da São Paulo e de outras capitais do Sudeste e Centro-Oeste será de 7%, cinco pontos percentuais abaixo da meta definida para a região (12%).
A Folha Online teve acesso à lista da Embratur com os municípios considerados "turísticos" pela deliberação normativa nº 417 de 13 de dezembro de 2000.
Foi essa relação que o "ministério do apagão" usou para conceder o desconto de cinco pontos percentuais em relação à meta da região.
Já os municípios turísticos do Norte do país ficaram de fora da lista das cidades beneficiadas pela redução de cinco pontos percentuais, e vão ter de economizar 5%, a nova meta da região.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus. Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me, "What's on the TV?"
And I said, "Mostly, dust!"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus. Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me, "What's on the TV?"
And I said, "Mostly, dust!"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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